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poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

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officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

(via dulect)

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disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

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stability:

do you ever see someone hot in public and think “you’ll never know how hard I’m fucking you in my mind”

(via thesassycat)

no-place-like-london:

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

no-place-like-london:

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

(via dulect)

damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

image

instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

(via dulect)

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

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